Digital assets just rewrote the playbook. Bitcoin smashed through $122,000 like a bull through a china shop, while Ethereum reclaimed territory unseen since its 2021 glory days. The crypto renaissance is here—whether traditional finance is ready or not.
Bitcoin's gravity-defying act
The OG cryptocurrency just left another ATH in the dust. No ETFs, no halvings—just pure, unfiltered market momentum proving the naysayers wrong. Again.
Ethereum wakes the neighbors
ETH's surge past its 2021 peak smells like burning shorts. The Merge's promises are finally cashing checks that Vitalik wrote three bear markets ago.
Wall Street's still trying to short this with paper contracts while the blockchain economy builds the next financial system under their noses. The irony's thicker than a Bitcoin maximalist's Twitter thread.
